Thursday, June 19, 2008

Grownups Say The Darndest Things

Oh, it's not just kids... adults say the darndest things as well! Actually, I like to say they lack a "filter" between their brain and their mouth.. you know, that little voice that says "Hey, maybe I shouldn't say what I'm thinking outloud." So, here is a list of some of my personal favorites and my responses (this should be fun):

Who's kids are they?
Response 1: I don't know... they were left in the back of my car and I thought they were kinda cute so I kept them
Response 2: God's
Response 3: What kids? I don't see any kids. Are you feeling okay?

What is his ex like?
Response: She's almost like a human.

Oh how nice, you have one of each! A boy and a girl!
Response 1: Yeh, b/c you know, having 2 boys and a girl would just suck.
Response 2: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you couldn't count... that's TWO boys.

Oh poor Alan... it's so sad that he doesn't have a mother
Response 1: Yep... very sad... b/c you know I'm just there for decoration
Response 2: And it's so sad that you don't have a brain too...
Response 3: Really? Geez! What the heck have I been doing for the last 4 years then?

Does he know you're not his real mom?
Response 1: OH! I didn't realize I was his FAKE mom! I'll have to tell him
Response 2: I'm not?!

To be continued....

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